Saturday, November 12, 2011

Weekend Wise Words

Be Smart! Be Brilliant!

“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.”
Bill Cosby

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams

“Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.”
Woody Allen

“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”
Steve Martin

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.”
Peter Ustinov

“The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.”
Moliere

“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.”
Charlie Chaplin

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
A. Whitney Brown

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