Wednesday, January 25, 2017

America is Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth

Dear Member of the Press,

Please immediately point out whenever the President lies.

You may wait until he's out of the room, but then turn to the camera and just say it:

"Nothing exists to support what the president (or Sean Spicer, or Kellann Conway, or etc.) has just said. It appears simply to be a falsehood."

Start getting sued for libel and defamation. I'm sure the courts will toss it out and you'll be a big hero and achieve many monetary gains at some point. But if not, dude, come on, just toss yourself on the sword. SOME one HAS to!

The President doesn't even want to hear from us.

I suggest you also start having fact checkers in an ear piece working furiously behind the scenes back at the station\network.

You're our last hope. We cannot find Obi Wan Kanobi. it's up to you.



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