By “Charlie Kirk” (no not really)
"Let’s be honest, friends: you’ve been lied to.
By the media.
By your professors.
By me."
"Wait — that last part? You weren’t supposed to hear that."
Charlie Kirk:
Recruiter for the Autocrat Class of 2025
Disarming Young Minds with the Language of Liberty
"See, I built my career telling young Americans like you that colleges were brainwashing factories. That leftists were stealing your future. That Donald Trump was your only hope."
"But what if that was the real con?"
"What if the loudest voices screaming “free thought” are the ones selling you a prefabricated ideology wrapped in slogans like “patriotism,” “freedom,” and “MAGA”?"
"Here’s the uncomfortable truth:
I told you universities hate you so I could become your only trusted voice.
I created enemies — professors, diversity officers, “woke mobs” — so I could offer you belonging through grievance.
And when I said you’re being brainwashed... I was absolutely right.
I just left out who was holding the sponge."
“Facts don’t care about your feelings” — unless they hurt my feelings.
I mocked emotional arguments. Told you the Left was weak, irrational, unstable.
Then I built an entire movement off outrage.
Every time a speaker got protested, I claimed martyrdom.
Every time someone said “please use my pronouns,” I made it sound like civilization was ending.
And when someone pushed back with facts? I pivoted. Called it “censorship.” Labeled them “Marxists.”
Because if you start actually thinking critically, I lose you.
Colleges aren’t perfect. But neither is a cult.
Yes, higher education has problems.
But burning it all down because you heard one radical theory in a gender studies class? That’s not logic. That’s performance.
I told you to reject critical race theory — without ever encouraging you to actually read it.
I weaponized your student loans against you — while supporting policies that kept you in debt.
I said “big government” is bad — but cheered when the government banned books, censored history, and used force on protesters.
Ask yourself this: Why do I need you angry all the time?
Because anger sells.
Because rage makes donations.
Because the more afraid you are, the more you’ll stay close.
I said I’m giving you freedom, but what I’m selling is fear.
You want to fight for your future? Start by fighting for truth — even when it doesn’t flatter your side.
I made myself the savior of youth. But it turns out, I was just another salesman.
And the product was division.
Final Thought
They say, “Question everything.”
Good.
Start with the people telling you that the only truth is theirs.
Even if — especially if — that’s me.
The end. Suck it America.
And that is the reality of Charlie Kirk, a smug, opportunistic propagandist who built his brand grifting off fear, ignorance, and grievance and masquerades as a thought leader while spewing shallow, performative outrage designed to inflame and divide. Lacking intellectual depth or moral compass, Kirk panders to the worst instincts of the far-right, punching down to gain clout among authoritarians and conspiracy theorists. His legacy is one of misinformation, culture war theatrics, and selling out the future for personal fame.
And that makes Charlie Kirk exactly what he appears to be: a polished grifter posing as a patriot—weaponizing youth, truth, and trust to serve power, not principle. A salesman of submission dressed up as rebellion.
Absolutely—we can and must do better. America deserves leaders driven by integrity, not ego; by service, not self-enrichment. Grifters like Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump thrive on division, distraction, and disinformation. But the future doesn’t have to belong to those who exploit our fears—it can be shaped by those who elevate our hopes.
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