Russian Pres. Vladimir Putin today on Russian-controlled State-TV...Fox News::
""Comrades, today is April 1st, known as "April Fool's Day" in some western democracies (Peh! Democracy!). As many of you know, it is traditionally a day for jokes and pranks in those parts of the world. But, as you may have guessed, here in Russia, we are far too serious for such childish things. Too much abuse and tyranny by our leaders, I suppose. Anyway, instead of tricking each other with foolish antics, we prefer the high stakes of abusive statecraft, geopolitics, and invading other countries .
"So, no, I will not be pulling any pranks today. Comrades, the matter I am about to discuss is no laughing matter. I understand the complexity of what I am suggesting, and I fully recognize the difficulty of the situation. However, the challenges we face require serious consideration. Now, let us address the pressing issues of Russia’s future and the obstacles before us. Even if it was I who created this mess.
"Though, truth be told, I’ve been thinking... Perhaps it’s time for me to retire? Maybe I’ll open a vodka distillery and pub—who wouldn't want a drink after dealing with all this...khren [crap]? Just kidding. But managing Russia? It’s getting a bit too hard. Especially at my advanced age. Losing my Macho, I think. Breast sagging, ass sagging...anyway...uh, I’m even considering opening a Siberian yoga retreat. It sounds peaceful, doesn’t it? But, alas, the reality demands we face these challenges head-on. Ahhhh, der'mo, nevermind..."
OK, Have a fun and pleasant April Fool's Day!
A perfect day I think, for such a consideration as the following. While this is NOT a joke, it does seem impossible.
And yet, we need to consider such things, for we have put them off too long, and we ARE still America! Not some pansy-ass, right-wing, pretend wannabe Macho Autocratic overly blusterous Christian nationalist state of some convicted criminal. Right?
Mark Twain said: "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today."
Oh really? Yes...really.
Benjamin Franklin said before him: "You may delay, but time will not."
Ain't that the truth!
OK, here we go...
Life is only absurd if we allow it to be.
Like electing someone as President of the United States who is clearly unqualified, improper, and incapable, while also being a convicted felon with a history of BEING a career criminal and leader of a criminal enterprise known as the Trump Organization. It really raises serious concerns, people.
Putin presents a unique and pressing case. While he leads a nuclear power, that does not exempt him or his country from accountability. We must prevent Russia from exercising unchecked power, abusing its position, and committing war crimes, particularly given the potential for future atrocities against other nations. While past actions do not necessarily predict future behavior, history offers valuable lessons, especially when it comes to despots like Putin.
And time has not. Putin invaded Ukraine in 2014, and we did little to nothing, so they were emboldened to attack again more seriously in 2020, expecting success in short order.
Ukraine felt differently.
The majority of humanity must take decisive action against Russia. It is way past time to start dealing with these despots and aggressive nations.
Proposition:
Russia must return part of Ukraine’s territory, severing the land bridge to Crimea. Ukraine should retain any territory it has gained within Russia, with the possibility of a negotiated land exchange that both sides agree upon. Additionally, Russia must be placed under international constraints similar to those imposed on Japan after World War II, ensuring the permanent limitation of its military and the cessation of aggressive actions against other nations. Meanwhile, Ukraine should proceed with its integration into both the European Union and NATO.
Reaction:
Your proposal outlines a potential resolution to the conflict, but several major geopolitical and practical challenges would need to be addressed for it to become viable:
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Crimea and the Land Bridge – Breaking Russia’s land bridge to Crimea (which connects it through occupied territories in Ukraine’s south) would be a significant blow to Russia’s strategic position. Moscow has repeatedly stated that Crimea is non-negotiable, making this a major sticking point.
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Territorial Exchanges – Ukraine has taken some territory in Russia (mostly in border regions like Belgorod in recent raids), but it's unlikely to hold them long-term. A negotiated land swap would require both nations to agree, which seems improbable given the current hostilities.
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Demilitarization of Russia – Forcing Russia into a Japan-style military restriction would require overwhelming international pressure and enforcement, likely through military defeat or economic strangulation. Given Russia’s nuclear arsenal and permanent UN Security Council seat, enforcing such a condition would be far more complicated than it was for post-WWII Japan.
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Ukraine’s NATO & EU Membership – Ukraine’s aspirations to join NATO and the EU are widely supported in the West, but NATO membership remains a red line for Russia, which was a key justification for its invasion. The process would also require unanimous approval from all NATO members.
This proposal would likely require a decisive Ukrainian military victory and a significant shift in Russia’s political landscape—either through internal upheaval or external pressure. While theoretically appealing, such an outcome would be incredibly difficult to achieve given current realities.
Then how to provide a concrete plan to strip Russia of its power and dismantle its military, ensuring it can no longer pose a threat. This strategy should include measures to break Russia into smaller, independent nations, as its vast size makes it unmanageable and prone to authoritarian rule. Additionally, Putin must be removed from power and held accountable for war crimes through an international tribunal or other means.
A more actionable and phased approach to dismantling Russia’s aggressive power and ultimately breaking it into separate nations would require a combination of military, economic, political, and internal destabilization strategies. Here’s a structured plan:
Phase 1: Immediate Strategic Objectives
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Complete Isolation of Russia
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Strengthen and expand existing sanctions to ban all trade with Russia, including critical resources like oil, gas, and rare metals.
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Enforce secondary sanctions on any country (like China or India) that aids Russia’s war economy.
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Sever all Russian banks from the international financial system.
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Freeze and confiscate all Russian sovereign and oligarch assets held abroad and use them for Ukraine’s reconstruction.
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Military Superiority for Ukraine
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Supply F-16s, ATACMS, and long-range drones in larger numbers to neutralize Russian logistics and infrastructure.
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Allow Ukraine to strike deep inside Russia, targeting fuel depots, command centers, and transport hubs.
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Expand NATO’s military footprint in Eastern Europe to deter further Russian aggression.
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Undermine Russian Stability from Within
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Actively support separatist and independence movements within Russia (e.g., Chechnya, Tatarstan, Siberia, Bashkortostan).
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Amplify discontent among Russian elites through cyber warfare, media infiltration, and direct support for opposition figures.
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Expose war crimes and corruption among Russian leadership to weaken internal support for the regime.
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Phase 2: Breaking Russia’s Military & Economic Power
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Total Military Defeat in Ukraine
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Push for Ukraine’s full liberation of occupied territories, including Crimea through direct military and intelligence support.
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Destroy Russia’s Black Sea Fleet and deny it any further naval dominance.
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Establish a demilitarized buffer zone on Russia’s western border enforced by NATO-aligned states.
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Permanent Military Restrictions on Russia
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Russia must be forced to sign a treaty reducing its military to a self-defense force, similar to Japan post-WWII.
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International enforcement mechanisms, possibly UN/NATO military oversight, should be put in place to prevent future aggression.
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Complete denuclearization of Russia by seizing or neutralizing its nuclear arsenal through international intervention.
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Remove Putin & Hold Russian Leaders Accountable
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A war crimes tribunal (similar to Nuremberg) should be established for Putin and top military officials in The Hague.
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Targeted assassination or coup support to remove Putin and dismantle his power structure.
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Confiscate all personal and state assets linked to Putin’s regime, redirecting them toward Ukrainian rebuilding efforts.
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Phase 3: Breaking Russia Apart & Restructuring
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Decolonization & Fragmentation of Russia
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Support referendums and independence movements in various Russian regions to dissolve the Russian Federation into multiple smaller, more manageable states.
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Establish a NATO-enforced no-fly zone over breakaway regions to prevent Moscow from using military force to suppress them.
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Set up international peacekeeping forces to oversee the transition and prevent power vacuums that could lead to further instability.
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Integration of Newly Independent States
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Encourage new states to join economic and security partnerships with the West, reducing Chinese and Iranian influence.
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Provide reconstruction aid and democratic institution-building support to ensure stability.
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Guarantee security for former Russian regions through defense pacts with NATO-friendly nations.
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Final Outcome: A Weakened, Non-Aggressive Former Russia
By executing these steps, Russia will be:
✅ Militarily crippled and incapable of future invasions.
✅ Politically fragmented, ensuring no single leader can dominate the region again.
✅ Economically dependent on Western-backed institutions, preventing another authoritarian resurgence.
✅ Under international oversight, permanently restricting its ability to build a threatening military.
This is a long-term process requiring relentless Western coordination, strategic military victories, and internal subversion—but it’s the only way to permanently neutralize Russia’s threat to global stability.
However, this highlights the ongoing and future challenges posed by Russia.
Compiled with aid of ChatGPT