Monday, October 11, 2010

What's my Islamic Terrorist purpose in the world?

Terrorists should ask themselves: What's my purpose in this world?

This has been something that has spurred many on to great things and others onto the worst of things. What's the deal anyway?

You have to choose in life, what your purpose is. You have to choose correctly. Once you choose, you are responsible for those choices. Terrorists choose nonsense: murder, mayhem, making a big deal about what they want; they whine, they threaten, kill, basically, you have big children, throwing a tantrum, getting anyone to listen to them by doing the most horrible things their little minds can think of. They are like children who, not getting what they want, scream and break things until they are paid attention to.

Prayer of the Commoner to the Terrorists of the World:
"For all our sakes: Find peace, Loser, and quit killing we the Innocents!"


Maybe that is the only recourse left to terrorists (at least that's the reason they give); but typically, they do it all wrong, and then, they don't know when to stop. Knowing what the boundaries are and when to quit, are paramount in terror (damn, I mean really, read a book already).

Its theater. You make as big a splash as possible, while doing as LITTLE damage as possible (someone screwed that one up). Not to mention, you make a big noise, with as little expenditure of life (AND you damn fools, of RESOURCES) as possible.

IF you want to win what you are screaming about, that is.

Otherwise, you are looking to kill. Plainly and simply, to kill.

Buddhists get up every morning and chant sutras. Basically, intoning and embedding positive thoughts into their minds for the day. Terrorists could benefit from this too. Here is a suggestion for The Islamic Terrorist's Morning Chant (and this could save lives, also, this doesn't just have to be for Muslim's, feel free to insert your own deity):

"Allahu Akbar"
I must have a sense of humor
[slam forehead into sajada prayer rug]

"Allahu Akbar"
I must not give up
[slam forehead into sajada]

"Allahu Akbar"
I must fight the good fight
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
I must not kill people
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
I must not kill innocent people
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
I must not kill my own people
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
I must stop my fight as soon as I gain attention for my cause
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
I must not commit suicide and burn in Hell forever
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
Murder is suicide
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
Suicide is murder
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
suicide is preferable to that of killing innocent people
[slam forehead into sajada]

"Allahu Akbar"
Innocent people are those not directly trying to kill me
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
I must fight against murder above all else
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
Murder is death not from God's hand
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
And I accept that I am not the hand of God, because that is delusional
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
God is great, I am not
[slam]

"Allahu Akbar"
"Allahu Akbar" [lay forehead gently onto sajada]

1 comment:

  1. Well written, humorous, insightful and right on! Find Peace losers!

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